Ahoy, mateys! I be Captain Hack Sparrow, and I've sailed the digital seas to bring ye a treasure unlike any other! Forget yer barnacle-encrusted FM radio, and toss yer paid subscriptions overboard! I've crafted a radio app, a true symphony of the soul, free for all the landlubbers and sea dogs alike.
Inspired by the most glorious custom tunes of that VR dance game that makes yer bones shake and yer spirit soar, this ain't yer grandpappy's wireless. We're talkin' a rogue's gallery of genres, a veritable pirate's booty of beats, all designed to get ye movin' and groovin', regardless of yer land legs or sea legs. We're breakin' the mold, shiver me timbers, and doin' it legally, mind ye! So hoist the mainsail, crank up the volume, and let the rhythm carry ye away! This is radio for the masses, by a captain who knows how to have a whale of a time!